i think i dropped myself as a baby
Someone come and lay with me in this big bed. Whisper sweet nothings in my ear as you have slow sex with me. Then hold me all night long.
I got head butted. I’m going to have a black eye. I can’t have a black eye.
I have never come across someone so invalidating and so fucking selfish.
Mumford & Sons perform at the Gentlemen of the Road Stopover in Troy, Ohio on August 31, 2013.
Being a nice person is so fun
Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it
Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets
There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.
going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face